在5：45 "climbin' on the 5:45
“内心感觉良好 "feelin' good inside"
“感受喷气式飞机的活力” "feel the jets comin' alive"
“活过来，好吧” "come alive, all right"
“我知道我说过我再也不会回来了” "I know I said I'd never come back again"
“但城市的灯坏了，他们把我弄进去了” "but the city lights broke and they done me in"
-“我要飞了”-“我又要回家了” - "I'm flying " - "I'm comin' back home again "
-“我在飞翔”-“我又在淘金了” -"I'm flying " -"I'm hopin' for gold again "
-“我在飞翔”-“我又在淘金了” -"high above " -"I am celebrating "
-“我的爱”-“再次和我的孩子在一起” -"my love " -"to be with my baby again "
-“我要飞了”-“又回来了” -"I'm flying " -"comin' back home again "
-“我在飞”-“我不会再孤单了” -"I'm flying " -"I won't be alone again "
-“我在飞翔”——“我在庆祝…” -"I am flying " -"I am celebrating... "
哦 西德 Oh, sid...
哦 Oh!
西德! Oh, sid!
今早我不想去工作 I don't feel like going to work this morning.
你不能休息一天吗? Can't you take the day off?
不 我厌倦了整天无所事事家里蹲 No. I get bored sittin' around all day doin' nothing.
有我在身边你不会无聊的 西德尼 You wouldn't get bored with me around, Sidney.
我去烧水 I'll put the kettle on.
管子工厉害 Some plumber.
你认识很多人 对吧? You know a lot of people, don't you?
嗯? Eh?
这么多人给你写信 All those people writing to you.
都是账单 亲爱的 账单 They're bills, darling, bills.
哦 账单 Oh, bills.
"反复请求被无视后 "And, after repeated applications havin' been ignored,
"我们被迫在十天内 "we shall be forced to reclaim the property
收回商品" "within the next ten days."
好啊 Ah, well.
电唱机没了 There goes the record player.
我不知道你有电唱机 我们来放唱片 Oh, I didn't know you had a player. Let's put a record on.
我跟你说了 我要迟到了 Look, I told you, I'm late.
老天啊 让你自己有点用处 Look, for Christ's sake, make yourself useful.
水烧开了 The kettle's boiling.
西德 被窝里好温暖好舒服 Oh, sid, it's lovely and warm in here.
我告诉你 我要打个小盹 I'll tell you what, I'll have a little nap.
等你去上班后 我再起床给你做我的拿手菜 When you've gone to work, I'll get up and make you my speciality.
我已经吃了你的拿手菜 I've already had your speciality.
屁股从床上滚下来 Get your arse out of that bed.
你拔屌无情对不对? Don't mince your words, do ya?
你做了茶吗? You made that tea yet?
我已经在喝我的了 I'm already drinking mine.
你不要又回床上去 Oh, you're not back in bed again!
你一夜在我身上动来动去 Well, you were ieapin' up and down on me all night.
弄得我疲惫不堪 I'm utterly exhausted.
我当时可没听见你抱怨 Well, I didn't hear you complainin'.
快 姑娘 Come on, girl.
我骑车送你 I'll give you a lift.
我想快出门 躲开... I wanna get out of here before...
见鬼 他来了 阿道夫 快 快 Bloody hell, here he is. Adolf. Come on, come on.
今天周一 It's Monday.
我忘了租金的事 我很抱歉 I forgot all about the rent. I'm terribly sorry.
恐怕我没有钱 I haven't got it, I'm afraid.
你不能继续非常抱歉下去 南先生 You can't go on being "terribly sorry", mr south.
现在有五周了 It's five weeks now.
恐怕这事不久 I'm afraid this matter will shortly be
就要由阎王爷电脑管了 in the implacable hands of our computer.
不要电脑! Not the computer!
- 它会对我干什么?║- 寄给你驱逐通知 - What will it do to me? - Send you an eviction notice.
你不会喜欢那样 不是吗? Now, er... You wouldn't like that, would you?
对 我不会喜欢那样 不是吗? No, I wouldn't like that, would I?
好 你最好开始努力 是不是? Well, you'd better get your finger out, hadn't you?
日安 Good day.
给 阿道夫 Here, Adolf!
你忘了你的机关枪 You forgot your machine gun.
哦 南先生 这是你的煤气账单 Oh, mr south, here's your gas bill.
顺便说 Oh, and while I'm about it,
你介意早晨少发出点噪音吗? do you mind making a little less noise of a morning?
我不是气量小 而是受够了 It's not that I'm narrow-minded, but enough's enough.
你还没有准备好? 你磨蹭干什么? Ain't you ready yet? What you hangin' about for?
- 你看见我的内裤吗...║- 快 - Well, have you seen what's happened to my... - Come on!
我这辈子见识过几个迷糊妞 I've seen some dizzy birds in my time,
但你也太离谱了 but you take the bleedin' biscuit.
好了 后会有期 亲爱的 再见 All right, I'll see you later, then, darling. Ta-da.
- 这是什么意思?║- 就是这意思 - What's that supposed to mean? - What it says.
原来如此吗? 好 非常感谢 So that's all it meant? Well, thank you very much.
我有你的电话号码 我会打给你 好吗? Look, I've got your phone number. I'll call you, all right?
对 我肯定 Yeah. I'll bet.
你一旦得到了想要的 Once you get what you want,
你迫不及待找下一个 是不是? you can't wait to pull the next one, can ya?
我就是想知道 爱情怎么办 What's that got to do with love, that's what I'd like to know.
听她说的! 谁说了有爱情了? Hark at her! Who said anythin' about love?
你说了! 昨晚 You did! Last night.
你就不记得了 是不是? You don't even remember, do you?
- 我还有点小感动呢║- 听着 我告诉你我会怎么做 - It so happens I've got feelings. - Look, I'll tell you what I'll do.
我今晚回家后 我就打给你 好吗? When I get home tonight, I'll call you, all right?
不用了 我再也不想见到你或你的小弟弟 Don't bother. I never want to see you or it again.
嘘! Ssh!
你别嘘我! Don't you shush me!
我想要全世界知道你是什么货色 I want the whole world to know what you're like.
大家来看大男人先生本尊 Look, everybody, the original mr big.
除了重要的地方小 你这大男子主义猪 Except where it counts, you male chauvinist pig.
蠢娘们 Knickers.
喂? Hello.
BA厕所有限公司 Ba crapper limited.
管道疏通和洁具安装 Plumbing and sanitary installations.
对 Yes.
抱歉 夫人 我爱莫能助 I'm sorry, madam. No. I can't help you, no.
恐怕我的人都派出去了 No, I'm afraid all my men are out on jobs.
好的 我记下地址 Yes. Well, I'll take the address down, yes.
好 谢谢 Yes. Thank you. Yeah.
会尽快 好好 Yes, it is humanly possible. Yes, yes, yes.
感谢 再见 All right, thank you. Bye-bye.
早上好 老厕 Morning, crappie!
你为什么想这样干? 烫死人了 What do you want to do that for? That was red hot.
见鬼! 你知道几点了吗? Cor blimey, what time do you call this?
你应该八点钟就到 You should have been here at eight o'clock.
怎么? 出了什么事? Why? What happened?
用你这样有案可稽的懒狗 How do you expect me to run my business
我还怎么做生意? with lazy hounds like you on the books, eh?
好了 老厕 我欠了一屁股债 Come on, crappie. I'm up to my eyeballs in debt.
给我安排好活 好吗? Sort us out some decent jobs, will ya?
事实上 我想把你除名 As a matter of fact, I was thinking of crossing you off my register.
省省吧 没有我你也做不下去 Leave it out. You wouldn't survive without me.
算你捡到狗屎运 Well, you're lucky, as it so happens.
- 刚刚来活了║- 是吗? - Something's just come in. - Yeah?
管道疏通和马桶盖安装 Yeah, a bit of plumbing and a lavatory seat to fix.
- 还有 西德║- 什么事 - And, sid... - Yeah?
- 走肾服务 嗯?║- 老厕 - Try and do a good job, eh? Eh? - Crappie.
什么事? What is it?
我爱你 I love you.
别这样亲热 Don't be so blooming familiar.
哦 我很抱歉 Oh! I'm very sorry.
常发生这事 进来吧 管子工先生 It happens all the while. Come in, mr plumber.
你不介意我看吧? You don't mind me watching, do you?
没事 我不介意你看 No, I don't mind you watching.
- 你一个人住这里?║- 此刻是的 - You live here all alone? - At the moment.
比尔不在 他是我丈夫 Bill's away. That's my husband.
他将近一年不在了 He's been away almost a year now.
我几乎忘了他的长相 I've almost forgotten what he looks like.
你结婚了吗? Are you married?
- 没有 我没兴趣║- 你会成为可爱的丈夫 - No. It's not my scene. - You'd make a lovely husband.
什么让你这么说? What makes you say that?
这种事女人有感觉 Women get a feeling about these things.
- 是吗?║- 我要去铺床了 - Oh, yeah? - I must make the bed.
你做好了叫我 Give me a call when you've finished.
“今天是你的生日，亲爱的西德” "it's your birthday, dear sid it's your birthday, dear sid"
“今天是你的生日，亲爱的西德” "it's your birthday, dear Sidney "
- 我做好了!║- 好! - I've finished! - Oh, good!
你介意我拿走旧马桶盖吗? Do you mind if I take the old seat away?
可能有点用处 Might come in useful.
随便你处理它! Do what you like with it!
来收钱! Come and get your money.
浴室对门房间 Door opposite the bathroom.
进来 Come in.
20英镑 Er... that'll be twenty pounds.
我的支票簿在化妆台 My chequebook's on the dressing table.
你拿过来好吗? Would you bring it over here?
坐下 Sit down.
你干什么? Here, what're you doin'?!
你是我的主宰 You have me at your mercy.
我由你摆布 我无力抵抗 I'm in your power. I'm helpless.
- 疯话║- 你和我绑在一起了 我是你的 - Rubbish. - They bind me to you. I'm yours.
尽情玩弄我 Do with me what you will.
你可以等我脱掉衬衫 Yeah, well, you might have waited till I'd got me shirt off.
哦! 好可爱的毛茸茸的胸脯 Oh. Oh! What a lovely hairy chest.
你好强壮 好威猛 Oh, you're so powerful, so overwhelming.
你的丈夫怎么办? Here, what about your husband?
- 比尔! 你在哪里?║- 对 他在哪里? - Bill! Where are you? - Yeah. Where is he?
监狱里 他到明天才出来 In prison. He won't be out till tomorrow.
我们有一整天时间打滚 We've got one whole day to be really naughty.
- 嗨║- 你好 比尔 - Hi! - Hello, bill!
你想直接回家吗? You wanna go straight home?
不 她以为我明天才出来 No, she's not expecting me till tomorrow.
她不喜欢吃惊 She don't like surprises.
顺便说 你把货藏在哪里了? By the way, er... Where exactly did you hide 'em?
见鬼 我才出来五分钟 Oh cor blimey, I've only been out five minutes.
在那个电话亭停下 我要给她打电话 Here, pull up at that phone box. I'm gonna ring her.
我等不及想吃她的香酥鸡 Can't wait to get my teeth in one of her chicken fricassees.
香酥鸡! Chicken fricassees!
价值20万的金条搁一边 Two hundred grand's worth of gold bars hanging about,
你只想着吃香酥鸡 见鬼! all you can think about is chicken fricassees. Cor blimey!
你是我的主人 我是你的奴隶 You are my master, I am your slave.
蹂躏我 Be rough with me.
快 快 Quick, quickly.
等等 Just a minute.
什么? What?
喂? Hello?
珍妮丝? Janice?
喂 亲爱的 Hello, my love.
是我 比尔 Why, it's me, Billy.
对 Yeah.
我在回家路上了 I'm on me way home.
对 Yeah, now.
暖好床 亲爱的 好吗? Keep the bed warm, darlin', eh?
- 活见鬼║- 什么? - Bloody hell! - What?
我一定搞错日子了 他在回来路上了 I must have got the day wrong. He's on his way back.
- 什么?║- 信任他坑死人 - What?! - Trust him to spoil everything.
- 你在找什么?║- 钥匙 - Well, what are you looking for? - The key!
- 什么钥匙?║- 这个的钥匙 - What key? - The key to this.
别告诉我你找不到了 Oh, don't tell me you can't find it.
- 我知道了 在我手袋里║- 那在哪里? - I know. It's in my handbag. - Where's that?
- 楼下║- 好 - Downstairs. - Right.
哦! Oh!
救命 Help.
啊 我想死喝一杯 Cor, I don't half fancy a drink.
吃喝干 这就是你惦记的全部 Food, sex and drink. That's all you think about.
等一等 我在牢里一年多了 你懂的 Here, hold on. I've been inside for more than a year, you know.
都怪你愚蠢的错误 That was your stupid fault.
你偷金子被抓可以理解 I could have understood it if you'd've got nicked for the gold,
但暴揍警察... 我求求你! but doin' over a copper... I ask ya!
- 我当时喝多了 不是吗?║- 对 - Well, I'd had a few, hadn't I? - Yeah.
当时昏头了 Got carried away.
那边有个酒吧 Here, there's a pub over there.
- 他从哪里打来电话?║- 从电话亭 - Where was he phoning from? - From a call box.
好极了 Bloody marvellous.
啊! Ah!
好喝 想再来一杯吗? That was smashing. Fancy another one?
你还是没告诉我你怎么处理的金子 You still ain't told me what you done with the gold.
- 我熔化了║- 你什么? - I melted it down. - You what?
嘘! Ssh!
我不能留着金条 我得销毁证据 I couldn't keep it hangin' about. I had to get rid of it.
那么它在哪里? So, where is it?
你一百万年也猜不到 老兄 You'd never guess in a million years, old son.
- 告诉我║- 在家里 - Then tell me. - It's at home.
你一定是疯了 You must be out of your mind.
警察随时可能搜查 The police can search there any time.
没错 他们已经 That's right. They already have,
搜了六次 half a dozen times.
他们从来一无所获 But they never found anything, never will.
即使我老婆也不知道在哪里 Even the old woman don't know where it is.
来再喝一品脱 Come on, have another pint.
我不敢相信 我不敢相信 I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
我的天哪 Oh, my god.
你这狡猾的老家伙 You crafty old sod.
就这么简单 Nah, it was so simple.
我用一把焊枪 I used a welding torch, see.
浇铸才是最困难的环节 It was the mould that was the difficult part.
我试了巴黎石膏 但不耐热 I tried out plaster of Paris, but it wouldn't stand the heat,
于是我用陶土 so I used Clay.
- 看起来像真货吗?║- 以假乱真 - Looks like the real thing? - You couldn't tell the difference.
除了它有点重 Except it's a bit heavy, like. Yeah.
天才之举 对不对? Stroke of bloody genius, weren't it?
这可是坐在金山上 Talk about sittin' on a fortune.
我再告诉你件事 朋友 I'll tell you something else, sunshine.
我已经联系到一个买主 I've got a buyer lined up for it.
那么快喝 我们不要让他等 Drink up, then. Let's not keep him waiting.
快 快 Come on, come on.
不在这里 It's not there.
等等 Wait a minute.
我现在记起来了 I remember now.
在我的家居服里 It's in my housecoat.
你的家居服到底在哪? And where exactly is your housecoat?
卧室里 In the bedroom.
怎么? What?
- 你确定在你的家居服里?║- 我觉得是的 - Well, you'd better be up for it. - Right.
等会 等会 Are you sure it's in your housecoat?
没事 没事 I think so.
他怎么入狱的? Hang about, hang about.
严重伤害罪 Oh!
这个多少钱 老兄? It's all right, all right.
这打发叫花子吗? What was he inside for?
它涂了屎色厚漆 Grievous bodily harm.
这个多少钱，伙计？ How much for this, mate?
给，这是什么？ Here, what's this?
上面覆盖着棕色的油漆 It's covered in brown paint.
我还得掏钱雇人刮掉 不是吗? I'll have to pay someone to scrape it off, won't I?
你在说什么? 这可是古董 What are you talking about? It's an antique.
听着 对我来说只值这么多 Look, mate, that's all it's worth to me.
你想要回去就拿着它滚 If you want it back, pick it up and piss off.
- 你好 苏茜?║- 嗨 - Wotcha, suze. - Hi.
- 今天吃什么?║- 香肠 好吗? - What's on today then, eh? - Sausages. All right?
我猜只好将就了 来一瓶啤酒 Suppose it'll have to be. Bottle of brown, please.
你气色不错 你离开了一阵子? Here, you look well. You been away?
对 去我妈妈那里了 Yeah. Been down to me mum's.
- 博格诺海岸║- 哦 对 - Costa del bognor. - Oh, yeah.
你好 布莱基 Hello, blackie.
最近没怎么见到你了 不是吗? Ain't seen much of you lately, have we?
- 呃...║- 你知道我想什么吗? - Well... - You know what I think?
我想你欠了某人钱 对不对 斯特萝卜? I think that you owe someone some money. Don't he, stropper?
好像有九百英镑 Like about nine hundred nicker.
你们不会以为我忘了吧? Well, you don't think I've forgotten, do ya?
好了 你们了解我的 我是说话算话的人 Come on, you know me. I'm a man of me word.
老大也是的 80's the guv'nor.
他对你撂下美丽的话 He says some beautiful ones about you.
动听的话 他甚至写下来给我们 Lovely ones. He even wrote them down for us.
上面说 Says here,
"告诉那说谎精 如果他不吐出钱来 "tell that lying git that if he don't cough up,
"我们就打断他的每一块臭骨头 "we'll break every bone in his horrible body
让他自食苦果" "and stuff the bleeding lot down his throat."
就像诗 对不对? Like poetry, ain't it?
你们在威胁我? Are you threatening me?
你听到他说什么吗 斯特萝卜? Do you hear what he says, stropper?
- 我可以请你们点菜吗?║- 没事 宝贝 - Anything I can get you boys? - That's all right, love.
我们只是进来跟朋友聊聊天 对不对? We just popped in to have a talk with our mate here, didn't we?
放低声音 布莱基 这些人都是我的朋友 Keep your voice down, blackie. These people are friends of mine.
很好 他们可以去医院看望你 对不对? That's all right. They'll be able to visit you in hospital, won't they?
- 你什么意思?║- 他说我们什么意思? - What do you mean? - He says, what do we mean?
哦 省省吧 Oh, leave it out.
温馨提示 这样你们还要倒欠我的钱 Look, one hot tip and you iot'll be owing me money.
- 你们知道医药费的║- 他们从不长教训 是不是? - You know what it's like. - They never learn, do they?
我不可能总是输钱 这违反平均法则 I can't lose all the time. It's against the law of averages.
有时你上 有时你下 Sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down.
对 没错 Yeah, that's right.
如果你在周六没搞到现钱 And if you don't come up with the readies on Saturday,
你就上吧! you'll be up!
上刀山 你懂吗? Up the bleedin' creek, you understand?
懂 懂 All right, all right.
好 很高兴见到你 Good. Nice to have seen ya.
走 斯特萝卜 你已经说完了 Come on, stropper. You've had your say.
哦 Oh!
我忘了 I forgot.
你认识威利·汤普森吧? You know Willie Thompson, don't ya?
- 电工?║- 对 就是他 - The electrician? - Yeah, that's him.
他在圣马丁医院 He's in st Martin's hospital.
为什么你不去看看他? Why don't you go up and see him?
他出了可怕的意外 He's had a terrible accident.
就像你会出的意外一样 Like the one you'll be having.
保持健康 Keep healthy.
珍妮丝! Janice!
是我 亲爱的 我回家了 It's me, darlin'. I'm home.
她一定去买菜了 She must have gone shopping.
我对那不感兴趣 我只想看到金子 I'm not interested in that. All I wanna see is that gold.
你不仅能看到 老兄 你还能用一回 快上楼 Not only can you see it, old mate, you can bloody use it. Come on up.
他妈的妙极了 That's bloody marvellous.
果然以假乱真 You couldn't tell it from the real thing.
他妈的是塑料 It's bleeding plastic.
没错 You're bloody right.
到底怎么回事? What the hell's going on?
比尔! Billy!
噢 Ooh!
你最好开口 蠢婊子 You better start talking, you silly bitch.
它哪去了？谁拿去了? Where's it gone, eh? Eh? Who's got it?
我要你放在窗边的马桶盖 That lavatory seat you've got in the window.
非常稀罕的货 先生 It's a very unique piece, sir.
来自豪门屁股 Came from a stately home.
十一英镑 Eleven quid.
我不想买豪门屁股 只想买马桶盖 I don't want to buy the stately home, just the lavatory seat.
我八英镑进的 我也要赚钱 Cost me eight pounds. I've gotta make a profit.
十英镑成交 Make it ten.
- 五英镑?║- 六英镑 - Five? - Six.
五个半英镑? Five and a half?
好吧 Okay.
威利? Willie?
你好 威利 Hello, Willie.
你好 Hello.
有些人情愿做任何事来休息一天呢 Some people will do anything to get a day off work.
你形象就像隐形人一样帅呆了 You look like the invisible man.
我听说你卧床了 朋友 我没想到这么惨 Yeah, I heard you was laid up, mate. I didn't think it was as bad as this.
出了什么事? What happened?
被打了 Got beaten up.
对 但谁干的? Yeah, but who did it?
不知道 I don't know.
布莱基 Blackie.
哦 不是布莱基? 他的朋友斯特萝卜? Oh, not blackie? His friend stropper?
哦 对 Oh, yeah.
好家伙 斯特萝卜 Nice fella, stropper.
哦 抱歉 我很抱歉 威利 Oh! Sorry. I'm sorry, Willie. Er...
抱歉 我很抱歉 威利 抱歉 威利 Sorry. I'm sorry, Willie. Sorry, Willie.
我很抱歉 威利 I'm sorry, Willie.
看 我为你买了自娱杂志 Here look, I bought you a dirty magazine.
哦 对 我看得出你的难题 Oh, yeah. I can see your problem.
快乐起来 威利 Cheer up, Willie.
你听过有个人必须截腿的段子吗? Did you hear about the fella that had to have his leg amputated?
嗯 Hmm?
他手术醒来后 医生说 When he woke up from the operation, the doctor said,
"我们有好消息 我们有坏消息 "we got some good news, we got some bad news.
"坏消息是 "The bad news is,
我们截错腿了 "we've chopped the wrong leg off.
"好消息是另一条腿又好了" "The good news is, the other one's got better."
你欠他们多少钱 威利? How much do you owe 'em, Willie?
你一定是赖了他们的棺材本吧 It must have been a bloody fortune.
不 63 Uh-uh. Sixty-three.
六万三? Sixty-three? Thousand?
63英镑 Sixty-three pounds.
63英镑? Sixty-three quid?
后会有期 威利 See ya later, Willie.
保持健康 Keep healthy.
快乐起来 也许绝不会死路一条 Cheer up. It may never happen.
已经死路一条了 It already has.
我们都有自己的难题 什么事? Oh, well, we've all got our problems.
出了什么问题? Here, what is it? What's wrong?
我宁愿不谈 I'd prefer not to talk about it.
随便你 我只是想帮忙 Please yourself. I was only trying to help.
对不起 I'm sorry.
给 喝了这个 Here you are. Get this down you.
- 呃 我没有钱...║- 没事 请客 - Oh, well, I haven't got any... - Oh, it's all right. It's on the house.
谢谢 Thanks.
再过几分钟我就要走了 今天我早死早超生 Only a few more minutes to go. I'm off early today.
- 好笑话║- 看 你的两个朋友来了 - Nice one. - Oh, look, there's your two friends.
不打招呼? Not speakin'?
他这怪人可真友好 不是吗? Friendly sort of geezer, ain't he?
过来 Come here.
坐下 Sit down.
尽管随便 Make yourself at home.
我们做了什么让你这么心烦? Now then, what have we done to upset ya?
- 没什么 根本没什么║- 好 那么... - Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. - Well, then...
听着 你们会得到钱 Look, you'll get your money.
自从我遇见你们才几个小时 老天啊给我们点时间 It's only a few hours since I saw you. Give us a break, for Christ's sake.
- 你看了威利吗?║- 是的 我看了威利 - Have you been to see Willie? - Yeah, I saw Willie.
好伙计威利 Nice fella, Willie.
他倒那血霉真不值 He didn't deserve that bit of bad luck.
才63英镑 脑子长屁股上了 是不是? And all over a mere sixty-three quid. Ridiculous, ain't it?
你们已经说明白了 不用反复说 You've made your point. Don't rub it in.
急着走? In a hurry?
对 Oh, well, yeah.
我得周末前挣到九百英镑 不是吗? I gotta raise go0 quid by the end of the week, haven't I?
你必须挣到 So you have.
我有个主意 And I've got an idea.
你何不去拜老道奇的码头? Why don't you go round and see old dodger?
他也许可以帮忙 He might be able to help.
道奇·哈里斯? Dodger Harris?
他人品弯得像鸭丁丁║你当我是什么人 罪犯吗? He's as bent as a corkscrew. What do you think I am, a villain?
你听见我叫他罪犯吗? 我是为你着想 Did you hear me call him a villain? It's you I'm thinkin' about.
九百英镑三天内挣到不易 go0 quid's not an easy matter to raise in three days.
哦 我很高兴你们理解 Oh! Well, I'm so glad you understand.
当然我们理解 Of course we understand.
所以我要你去拜老道奇的码头 That's why I said go round and see old dodger.
因为如果你不吐出钱来 Because, if you don't cough up,
威利出的事会看起来就像挠痒痒 what happened to Willie will seem like an itchy elbow
比起你将会出的事 compared to what's gonna happen to you.
- 非常感谢║- 不客气 - Thanks a lot. - Don't mention it.
周六见 顺便说 See you Saturday. Oh, by the way...
这是道奇的名片 Here's dodger's card.
我会告诉他等着你 I'll tell him to expect ya.
保持健康 Keep healthy.
你现在去哪里 回家? Where are you going now, then? Home?
不 我还不如呆在这里 还不如割腕 No, I might as well stay here and slash me wrist.
我告诉你怎么办 Look, I tell you what.
你何不跟我回我家? 我为你做顿好的 Why don't you come back with me? I'll cook you a nice meal.
西德 今天酒吧里那两个家伙想干什么? Here, sid. What did those two fellas want today in the pub?
今晚我们的节目到此结束 And that concludes our programmes for this evening.
我约瑟夫·甘农还要说的是 代表我们在场所有人... It only remains for me, Joseph gannon, on behalf of all of us here...
你昨天来我家拿走了我的马桶盖 对吧? You came to my house yesterday and took away my lavatory seat, right?
你们到底是什么人? 你们怎么进来的? Who the bleedin' hell are you? How did you get in here, anyway?
别管了 马桶盖到底在哪? Never mind that. Where's that bloody lavatory seat?
你偷东西 我们可以让你坐牢 You nicked it. We could put you inside for that.
- 你们在说什么?║- 我告诉你我们在说什么 - What are you talkin' about? - I'll tell you what we're talkin' about.
昨天你来我家干活 Yesterday, you came to my house to do a job,
你拿走了我的马桶盖 and you took my lavatory seat away with ya.
我想要回来 I want it back.
它是旧破烂 我给你老婆上了... It's a load of old rubbish. I gave your wife one...
我是说 我给你老婆上了个全新的 I mean, I gave your wife a brand new one,
还没算她的钱 and she still hasn't paid for it.
不准跟我们放屁 Don't get funny with us, son,
小子 把屁话吃回去 or you'll get this down the back of your throat.
它在哪? Where is it?
我卖了 I sold it.
- 你什么?║- 卖给谁了? - You what? - Who to?
- 旧货店║- 他卖给了旧货店 - A junk shop. - He sold it to a junk shop.
哈! 很好 你快来 Ah! That's nice. Come on, you.
- 我们去哪?║- 你以为去哪? - Where are we going? - Where do you think?
- 我没营业║- 听着 我昨天搞错了 - I'm not open. - Look, I made a mistake yesterday.
那马桶盖原来是传家宝 物主想要回去 That bog seat is a family heirloom or something. The owner wants it back.
- 他要不回了 没了║- 你说什么 没了? - Well, he can't have it, it's gone. - What do you mean, gone?
- 我卖掉了║- 天哪! 卖给谁了? - I've sold it. - Oh, Christ! Who to?
我怎么知道? 我之前从没见过他 How should I know? I've never seen him before.
现在快走 我要回去睡觉了 Now piss off. I'm going back to bed.
- 你们到底是谁?║- 别管了 懒猪脸 - Who the hell are you? - Never mind about that, fuzz-face.
要是我们拿不回马桶盖 你有麻烦 If we don't get our seat back, you're for it.
- 卖给谁了?║- 我跟他说了 我不知道 - So, who was it? - I told him, I don't know.
- 他是支票付账吗?║- 是的 我还留着 - Did he pay you by cheque? - Yeah. I... I've still got it.
我们看看 Let's have a look.
我们给自己省了一点麻烦 Now, we've saved ourselves a bit of trouble.
他在背面写了地址 He's put his address on the back.
好 现在进去要回来 Right. Now, get in there, and get it back.
别忘了 小子 我们盯着你 And don't forget, son, we're watching you.
我该怎么说? Well, what am I gonna say?
目前为止你还说得出话 快去 You ain't been lost for words so far. Go on, get goin'.
蠢货 Clumsy sod.
我合法买的 I bought it legally.
我付钱了 我有收据 I've paid for it, and I got a receipt.
但不是我的东西我卖了 But it wasn't mine to sell.
- 听着 马桶盖是你换的 对吧?║- 是的 但我搞错了 - Look, you changed the seat, right? - Yeah, but it was a mistake.
我认为一切合理合法 Well, I consider that everything was in order.
你当时有权利回收 我现在有权利保留 You were entitled to take it, I'm entitled to keep it.
听着 你得重新卖给我 Look, you gotta sell it back to me. If you don't, I'll...
如果你不肯 我就... If you don't, I'll call the police
如果你不肯 我就报警说你收购赃物 and tell them you're receiving stolen property.
我正要让你明白 I was just about to let you have it.
我愿意才见鬼了 Now, I'm damned if I will.
在我把你赶走之前离开这里 Get out of here before I throw you out.
- 他不愿回售║- 他不愿意? - He won't sell it back. - Won't he?
我们走着瞧 来 Well, we'll see about that. Come on.
你的老头子在哪? 我们想跟他谈谈 Where's your old man? We want to talk with him.
你们是谁? Who are you?
别管我们是谁 他在哪? Never mind who we are. Where is he?
我去叫他 你们在客厅里等 I'll get him. You wait in there.
- 快去║- 亨利! - Well, go on, then. - Henry!
- 亨利!║- 亨利 - Henry! - "Henry."
- 你看见她的表情吗? 吓出屎了║- 对 - Did you see her face? Shit scared. - Yeah.
你得给他们看看你不是说着玩的 对吧? Well, you have to show 'em you mean business, don't ya?
- 没错║- 我告诉你 - Right. - Tell you what.
我们给他最后一次卖回的机会 We'll give him one last chance to sell it back,
如果他不肯 我们就来硬的 and if he don't, we'll do it the hard way.
你记得我怎么收拾那家伙的吗... Do you remember that bloke we did it to...
先生们 有何贵干 Yes, gentlemen. What can I do for...
- 你说的就是这些人?║- 对 - Those the men you were talking about? - Yeah.
哦 我认识他们 一对罪犯 Oh, I know them. Right pair of villains, they are.
他们逼我来的 我不想威胁任何人 Yeah, well, they made me come here. I didn't want to threaten anyone.
喂? 喂 我是沃林斯总督察 Yeah, hi, there. Hello, chief inspector wallings here.
我想你们的联合保险公司保管室失窃案有线索了 Yeah. I think I've got a lead for you on that union safe depositjob.
对 马上来我家接我 好吗? Yeah. Pick me up at my house as soon as you can, will you?
- 好 那么我就告辞了║- 等等 - Right, well, I'll be off, then. - Just a minute.
你知道吗 我相信这不仅仅是我们以为的马桶盖 You know, I believe there's more to that lavatory seat than we thought.
小题大做只为个马桶盖 All this fuss over a bog seat.
刮掉油漆 Scrape the paint off.
如何? Well?
是黄铜做的 It's brass.
正如我所料 Just as I thought.
是黄金 It's gold.
纯金 Solid gold.
我需要你去警察局 I'll need you down at the station.
哦! 你别闹了 Not you lot.
我这一天真受够了 I've had just about enough for one day.
恐怕你祸不单行 I'm afraid you've got another problem.
- 这是什么?║- 你的驱逐令 - What's this? - Your eviction papers.
抱歉 但我警告过你了 不是吗 南先生? Sorry, but I did warn you, didn't I, mr south?
日安 Good day.
进来 Come in.
- 道奇·哈里斯?║- 对 - Dodger Harris? - Yeah.
哦 进来 后生 Oh! Come in, lad.
进来进来 坐下坐下 Come in, come in. Sit down, sit down.
我能为你做什么呢? Now, what can I do for you?
我需要钱 急需 I need some money, fast.
我相信你可能有办法 I believe you might have a few ideas.
我脑袋里有的是办法 My head teems with 'em.
可以问为什么你急需钱吗? May one enquire why you want this money fast?
呃 大耳窿找我要九百英镑 Yeah, well, the bookies are after me for go0 quid.
如果我至迟周六还搞不到钱... If I don't have the money by Saturday at the latest...
哦 啊呀 Oh, dear.
- 哦 你麻烦大了║- 呃 所以我来这里 - Oh, you do have a problem. - Well, that's why I'm here.
- 有人向我推荐你║- 这个人是谁? - Somebody recommended you to me. - Who was this someone?
- 布莱基║- 啊! 布莱基 - Blackie. - Ah! Blackie.
布莱基把任何朋友 Any friend of blackie's is a...
都当朋友 Friend of blackie's.
对 他确实没得一个朋友 Yeah, well, he's not really a friend.
事实上是他威胁加害我 In fact, it was him who threatened to do me in.
哦 啊呀 Oh, dear.
你有什么经验吗? What experience have you got?
- 呃 我是管子工║- 管子工? - Well, I'm a plumber. - A plumber?
- 曾经犯过事吗?║- 没有 当然没有 - Ever been in any trouble? - No, of course not.
- 可惜║- 听着 - That's a pity. - Look...
我不想做任何犯法的事 I don't want to do anything illegal.
天诛地灭! Perish the thought!
你晕船吗? Do you ever get seasick?
呃 我坐划艇也没问题 Well, I'm all right in a rowing boat.
正好我有样东西 It's just I've got this something
在南海岸从渔船上扔掉了 being dropped off a fishing boat off the south coast.
我在物色合适的人捞上来 怎么样? I'm looking for a likely lad to pick it up. How about that?
- 什么东西?║- 听着 别问问题 - What is it? - Look, don't ask no questions,
要是有人问你问题 你就什么也不知道 好吗? and if anybody asks you any questions, you don't know any answers, right?
你需要一套蛙人服 Now, you'll need a frogman's suit,
一个氧气瓶 an oxygen lung,
你要下潜到... and you'll go down...
哇! Phew!
...20英寻 Twenty fathoms.
我不会游泳 I can't swim.
布根 Buggen
哦 你住的街就有好买卖 oh, here's something right up your street.
珠宝店 Jeweller's shop.
- 我不想砸抢║- 也许有人做 但不是你做 - Not a smash and grab. - For some perhaps, but not for you.
自有专业团队 高度专业的团队 There's a professional group, a highly professional group,
他们要的是一点点信息 and they're looking for a modicum of information.
什么信息? What sort of information?
他们想要地下室的示意图 Well, they want a sketch map of the basement
标明水管 煤气管 和警报系统 showing the water pipes, the gas mains and alarm system.
作为管子工 你有完美的掩护 And, as a plumber, of course you've got the perfect cover.
你只要上门说"我来检查水压" You just call in and say, "I'm checking the water pressure,"
你就进去了 and phfft, you're in.
这值不了九百英镑吧? Well, that's not worth go0 quid, is it?
差不多值了 差不多值了 More or less. More or less, yeah.
怎么样? How about it?
地址是多少? What's the address?
我其实不知道我们还有水压问题 Actually, I wasn't aware we had any trouble with the pressure.
但我们老是没有热水 We can never get any hot water, though.
也许是恒温器问题 Maybe it's the thermostat.
也许你下去检查时 Er... perhaps you'd like to have a look at it
可以看一看 while you're down here.
好的 All right.
你不必在这等 我需要帮手时会叫你 Well, you don't have to hang about. I'll call you if I need any help.
我们不忙 Oh, we're not busy.
也许我可以学着点 Maybe I'll learn something.
好吧 Yeah.
呃 可能是 Yeah. Well, it's, er...
你们安全阀的问题║啊 It's probably your, er...
安全阀 Safety valve.
布雷德利先生! Mr Bradley?
听我说 我现在要丢下你了 我想上面需要我 Oh! Look, I'll leave you to it now. I think they need me upstairs.
好 好 很好很好 好 很好 Yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah, right, right. Yeah. Right.
他们说你工作出色 他们明晚会进去 They say you done a good job. They're going in tomorrow night.
明晚! Tomorrow night!
你就不能先付我一部分吗? Can't you let me have a bit on account?
听着 我得到我的钱时 你得到你的钱 Look, the moment I get my commission, you get your fee.
还能比这更公平吗? What could be fairer than that?
- 你气色一点都不好 西德║- 哦 我没事 - You don't look at all well, sid. - Oh, I'm all right.
只是最近焦头烂额 仅此而已 Just been up to me eyeballs in it lately, that's all.
你不介意我突然来你家吧? You didn't mind me popping in, did you?
当然不介意 No, of course not.
怎么了? What's the matter?
苏茜 Well, Suzie,
最近事儿有点难对付 things have been a bit difficult lately.
比尔的事 租金的事 事情渐渐无法收场 What, with the bills and the rent, things have been getting out of hand.
你什么意思? What do you mean?
快说吧 你可以告诉我 麻烦有人分担才好 Come on, you can tell me. A trouble shared and all that.
不 你有你自己的难处 你不想再听到我的 No, you've got your own problems. You don't want to hear about mine.
此外 Besides...
你有点特殊 苏茜 You're a bit special, suze.
你不像其他人 You're not like the rest.
西德 为什么你信不过我? Sid, why can't you confide in me, eh?
我肯定这会有益 I'm sure it'd help.
也许改天吧 Well, maybe one day.
但我先得自己理清一团乱麻 But I've got to get meself straightened out first.
在此期间 我不想要你摊上我的破事 In the meantime, I don't want you lying on my account.
听我说 Here, look.
我最好睡觉去了 I better get some sleep.
你可以留宿 你知道吗 You could stay here, you know.
不 我想我最好回家睡 你不认为吗? No, I think I'd better go home. Don't you, eh?
天啊 My god.
- 这里面怎么回事?║- 我不知道 - Here, what's going on in there? - I don't know.
- 这里面热死了║- 保险箱在哪里? - It ain't half bloody hot in here. - Where's the safe, then?
我不知道 蒸汽腾腾我怎么看得见? I don't know. How can I see in this steam?
快║快 Come on.
我没有那么大，它很苗条 I'm not that bloody big, it's slim.
我打赌这桑拿会让你减肥 I bet this steam will slim you up.
你的腿挂住了... You got your leg caught between...
老天啊! 我们快出去! 快走! Christ almighty, Bert! Let's get out of here! Get out!
快 伯特! Come on, Bert!
老厕! Crappie!
- 厕所先生║- 好了! 好了! - Mr crapper! - All right! All right!
哦 是你 Oh, it's you.
你从哪里蹦出来的? 我还以为你不干了 Where'd you spring from? I thought you'd retired.
- 呃 我一直很忙║- 对我来说你不忙 - Yeah, well, I've been busy. - Not for me, you haven't.
你有活计吗? You got any jobs, then?
算你走狗屎运 今早来了两份活 You're dead lucky. Couple ofjobs come in this morning.
老厕 你能借我点钱吗? 我身无分文了 Crappie, can you lend me some money? I'm a bit skint.
好的 小子 Yeah, all right, boy, yeah.
- 等你干完了活║- 行行好 听我说 - When you've finished yourjobs. - Oh, come on, look.
我只要十英镑 五英镑也行 I just need a tenner. A fiver'll do.
我得说 我的钱包真的要让你见笑了 I must say, I do get a laugh out of you, son.
来看 Come on.
- 你们打电话叫管子工║- 是吗? - You phoned for a plumber. - Did we?
呃 我想是的 Well, yeah, I think so.
这是我老婆管的事 Well, that'll be the wife's department.
梅茜 管子工来了 Maisie, the plumber's here.
你来修理垃圾粉碎机 Oh, you've come to fix the garbage disposal.
这边 This way.
我们只搬进来一个月 看来什么都坏了 We only moved in a month ago and nothing seems to work.
首先是炉子坏了 First, it was the cooker,
然后在大热天冰箱坏了 then, during the heatwave, the fridge went wrong.
食物全臭了 All the food went off.
然后我的洗碗机出故障 Then I had a problem with my dishwasher.
打碎我的所有陶器 Smashed up all my crockery.
听起来你是非凡的厨具女杀手 You sound like the original calamity Jane.
你言之有理 You can say that again.
这个看起来没什么大毛病 There doesn't seem to be much wrong with this.
我甚至觉得不用找管子工 I don't even think it's a plumbing job.
我想是你这里的电线松了 I think you've got a wire loose here.
听着 你介意打开开关吗? Look, would you mind switching it on?
很好 Very good!
是的，那是一个有趣的游戏 Yeah, that was a fun game.
- 太棒了！- 你六点能来吗？ - Excellent! - Can you come at six?
- 是的，我可以 - 那太好了 - Yeah, I can. - That'll be great, yes.
哦，那太棒了 Oh, that'll be super.
哦 我真的好热 我要洗个澡 Ooh, I'm really hot. I could do with a shower.
好 我们谁先进去洗? Right, which one of us is going first?
- 我先行吗?║- 好的 行 - Is it all right if it's me? - Oh, yes. Okay.
我说 你错过了绝妙周末 I say, you missed a fabulous weekend.
呃 我本该来的 Well, I was supposed to come.
对 发生什么事了?你去了哥本哈根? Yeah, what happened to you? Did you go to Copenhagen?
我逃离了哥本哈根 Mmm, I skipped Copenhagen.
- 是吗? - 你去哪儿了？ - Did you? - Where did you go?
我过了非常愉快的周末 Um... I had a very nice weekend.
你们记得从前我跟你们说的 Do you remember that photographer guy
那个摄影师吗? that I told you about ages ago?
我觉得他好帅好想上的? The one that I thought was really chic and fancy?
那个穿着很紧的牛仔裤的? The one with the very tight jeans?
- 衬衫敞开的?║- 嗯哼 - The open shirts? - Mm-hmm.
我周五接到电话 Well, I got a call on Friday.
告诉我 怎么着? So tell me, what happened?
- 他请我去过周末║- 对 - Well, he asked me away for the weekend. - Yes.
于是我打电话给公司 宣称我病了 So then I phoned into the agency, claimed I was sick.
抛开哥本哈根 我们去了新福里斯特 Scrapped Copenhagen and we went to the new forest.
- 真的?║- 是的 - Really? - Mmm.
就在他的时髦小跑车里 In that snazzy little sports car of his.
在那里面没法做开 因为我们真的试过! You can't do much in that because we really tried!
继续说 怎么着? So go on. What happened?
车可能时髦 但它无疑不是爱情甲壳虫 我告诉你们 Well, that car might well be snazzy, but it's definitely no love bug, I tell you.
说真的 我想我被那东西严重碰伤磨伤 Honestly, I think I'm so battered and bruised from that thing,
我又没法跟泰瑞解释清楚 I'll never explain those away to Terry.
总之最后我们只好路边停车 Anyway, so eventually, we had to pull off the road.
- 我再也受不了它了║- 继续说 - Couldn't stand it any longer. - Yeah, go on.
我告诉你们一件事 Well, I tell you one thing.
幻想在玉米地里打滚真的不切实际 The fantasy about having it off in a cornfleld just doesn't work.
那样不可能 Oh, that's impossible.
一 玉米太高了 二 好多石头 不知道如何是好 A, the corn's too high and b, it's so stony you don't know what to do.
所以我们放弃了 我只滚到一身泥巴 So we gave that up and I just got muddy.
但我要说一件事 他真的挑了家好酒店 But I will say one thing, he chose a really super hotel.
你不能告诉我任何男人不是计划好的 And you can't tell me any guy hadn't pre-planned that.
他知道自己在做什么 好吗 He knew what he was doing, all right.
哦 水真舒服真暖和 Oh, the water's lovely and warm.
- 哦 你们知道吗?║- 什么? - Oh, do you know what? - What?
那里的床至少有八英尺宽 The bed there was at least eight foot wide.
哦 我们滚得好开心 Oh, we had a super time.
我告诉你们 我们一定用上了那张床的每一英寸 I tell you something, we must have used every inch of that bed.
- 真的?║- 你们知道我的幻想吗? - Really? - And do you know my fantasy?
- 什么?║- 说? - What? - Yes?
我这次真的实践了 我达成了 Well, I really did it this time. I went through with it.
你们知道吗 它真的管用 And do you know what, it really worked.
我走进浴室 I went into the bathroom
我知道他以为我会穿着漂亮睡衣出来 and I knew he thought I was going to come out with some chic negligaoe on,
但我没有 我表演了全套脱衣 but I didn't. I did it, the full strip.
一条丝袜扔出门 两条丝袜扔出门 One stocking out the door, two stockings out the door
好家伙 他真的热血沸腾 你们知道吗? and brother, did that turn him on. Oh, do you know what?
我想之后我俩一定至少缠绵了四个小时 I think after that we must have screwed for at least four hours.
哇! Cor!
你们好 Hello.
关掉引擎 Turn that engine off.
我不能停 布莱基 我要晚了 I can't stop, blackie. I'm late.
- 对 晚了两天了 是不是 斯特萝卜?║- 你们什么意思? - Yeah. Two days late, ain't he, stropper? - What do you mean?
我们说了周六 记得吗? We said Saturday, remember?
我们在酒馆里等了好几个小时 We was waiting in that pub for hours and hours.
听着 我得走了 Look, I've got to go.
我跟一个非常重要的人有个约会 I've got an appointment with a very important man.
- 你们要干什么?║- 这就是我们要干的 - What are you doing? - It's what we're gonna do.
开走摩托 Cop that bike.
- 对 这只是开始║- 别动那摩托 - Right, this is for starters. - Here, leave that bike alone.
从摩托上下来 笨蛋 你甚至没有驾照 Get off that bike, you berk. You ain't even got a licence.
听着 全解决了 我在为道奇干活 Look, it's all fixed up. I'm doing this job for dodger.
他至迟下周末就会给我九百英镑 He's gonna let me have go0 quid by the end of next week latest.
- 什么小活?║- 我不能告诉你 对吧? - What little job? - I can't tell you, can I?
你知道他做什么生意 你推荐我找他的 You know what line of business he's in. You put me on to him.
我已经学到了教训 I've learned my bleedin' lesson.
我到死也不想再见到大耳窿了 I never want to see another bookie till the day I die.
到死那天也许来的比你想象的早 That day may come sooner than you think.
周二 Tuesday.
就周二 我会告诉他这生死攸关 Make it Tuesday. I'll tell him it's a matter of life and death.
是的 It is!
听我说 Well, look, actually, er...
其实他会给我一千 He's giving me a thousand.
- 那一百我想也给你们║- 为什么? - I want you to have the other hundred. - Why?
呃 Well...
我让你们久等了 布莱基 Well, I kept you waiting, blackie.
而且我不喜欢欠别人钱 是不是? And I don't like owing people money, do I?
加一百? 好 我相信你 A hundred, is it? Right, I believe ya.
但如果周二你耍我们你就再也见不到周三 But you'll never see Wednesday if you let us down on Tuesday.
这是我最后的话 滚 Them's me last words. Hop it.
- 出了什么事?║- 热水器过热 - What happened? - The geyser overheated.
触发警报和洒水系统 And set off the alarm and the sprinkler system.
- 好极了║- 真他妈不走运 - Great. - Plain bloody bad luck.
兄弟们工具全失 The boys lost all their gear.
好在他们没有被抓到 这才是最重要的 Anyway, they didn't get caught and that's what matters.
我怎么办? 我趟了浑水 What about me? I'm right in it.
吃这碗饭 一切顺利你才有钱拿 In this game, you take the rough with the smooth.
想想我打水漂的钱吧 Anyway, think of the commission I lost.
道奇 我心急如焚 Dodger, I've got other things on me mind.
两天后我可能就没命了 I could be dead in two days.
我们会为你找到活计 We'll find something for you.
看 Here, look.
理想! 你不可能失手 钱进你的腰包了 Ideal! You can't fail. It's money in your pocket.
做什么? What is it?
老天! 这些照片好猛 不是吗? Christ! These are a bit strong, aren't they?
所涉绅士一直拈花惹草 Well, the gentleman in question has been a naughty boy
我觉得他不会想要他亲爱的老婆 and I don't suppose for one moment he'd like the pictures
过目淫照片刻 to go to his dear wife.
只管去逼他买底片 So, wander round and offer him the negatives.
漫天要价 我会张口五千镑 Go for the highest price. I'd start about 5,000.
- 这是敲诈║- 敲诈? - That's blackmail. - Blackmail?
西德尼 敲诈是丑陋的词 Blackmail, Sidney, is an ugly word.
你是销售 You are a salesman.
你有货 当然你要卖给出价最高的 You have a commodity, so you take it to the highest bidder.
如果第一个潜在客户不识货 If the first potential customer doesn't want to know,
你就去找第二个潜在客户嘛 you go to the second potential customer.
- 你这么说听起来还行║- 当然是的 - Sounds all right when you put it like that. - 'Course it does.
这个查特瑞斯可是财主 This charteris is a rich man.
他开了一连串按摩店 He's got a string of massage parlours.
他就是你所有难题的解铃人 He's the answer to all your problems.
但全要靠你销售有术 But a lot depends on how you handle the sale.
所以穿上你最好的西装 So, put on your best suit.
油头粉面 大金链子小手表 Cut a dash. Look prosperous.
告诉他大哥不做小生意 Tell him it's big business.
镇住他 Impress him.
我没有西装 I haven't got a suit.
根据协议条款 "And, under the terms of the settlement,
一半净利润要纳入协议内 "one half of the net profits are incorporated in the agreement.
虽然我在磋商现金结算 "I am, however, negotiating a cash settlement,
但这事不解决不谈 我无从讨论 "but, until this has been sorted out, I'm not in a position
任何新的合伙协议 "to discuss any new partnership agreement.
这事被认可后我会立刻联系你 "I'll be in touch with you immediately the situation has been ratified.
你真诚的AR查特瑞斯 "Yours sincerely, ar charteris."
一位南先生在外面 他有话想跟您说 A mr south is outside. He'd like to have a word with you.
他算老几? Oh, who the hell is he?
你知道不预约我不见客 You know I don't see anybody except by appointment.
但我告诉他了 他不肯走 But I told him and he wouldn't go away.
他要我给您这个 他说您懂 He asked me to give you this. He said you'd understand.
对 我想我懂了 Yes. I think I do understand.
请南先生进来 好吗? Um... Show mr south in, will you?
顺便说 贝琳达在干什么? Ooh, by the way, what's belinda doing?
现在没事干 她的一个客户刚跑了 Oh, well, nothing at the moment. One of her clients just cancelled.
- 查特瑞斯先生愿意见你║- 啊 先生叫... - Mr charteris will see you. - Ah, mr, er...
- 南║- 南先生 - South. - Mr south.
听着 我要穿衣服 Now, while I'm getting dressed,
我想请你免费享受激情按摩 I'd like you to enjoy a vigorating massage on the house.
不 谢了 我是来谈生意的 No, thanks. I've come to discuss business.
对 当然 但我想请贵客完全放松 Yes, of course, but I'd like you to be completely relaxed,
好让贵客浑身舒坦 so you'll be in a better condition to...
谈生意 Discuss business.
对 好吧 Yeah, all right.
但我是大忙人 查特瑞斯先生 But I'm a busy man, mr charteris.
我想要这事速速办妥 I wanna get this matter over and done with.
我希望你充分体谅此情况的棘手之处 I hope you fully appreciate the delicacy of the situation.
我知道你是通情达理的人 You are a reasonable man, I understand?
哦 我是的 南先生 我是的 Oh, I am, mr south. I am.
只管躺下尽情享受 Just lie down there and enjoy yourself.
享受完了再来我的办公室见我 Come and see me in my office when you've finished.
你叫什么名字? What's your name then, eh?
不说话? Not speakin'?
没关系 That's all right.
我喜欢女人有点神秘 I like a bit of mystery in my women.
但不要太神秘了 Not too much, though.
哦 好舒服 Ooh, that's nice.
哦! Ooh!
哦 我要告诉你 Ooh! I'll tell you what.
你可以随时来我的床上吃饼干 好吗? You can eat crackers in my bed any time, eh?
哦 老天! Oh, Christ!
我的腿! 你在弄断我的腿! Me leg! You're breaking me leg!
你在弄断我的腿! You'll break me leg!
滚开! 滚开! 滚开! Get off! Get off! Oh, get off!
不! 不不不不! 不! No! No, no, no. No! No! Ooh! Ah!
不不! Ah! Ooh! Ow!
不要! 不! No, no! Not that! No!
轻点! Easy!
享受爽了吗? Enjoying yourself?
这就是你妄图敲诈我的教训 小瘪三 And that'll teach you to try blackmailing me, you little bastard.
无论谁派你来的 你可以告诉他 And you can tell whoever it was who sent you
其余的照片他们可以擦屁股了 that they can stuff the rest of those photographs
因为照片印出来还抵不上照片纸 because they're not worth the paper they're printed on.
喂 你老婆呢! 你老婆怎么办? Well, your wife! What about your wife?
我没有老婆了 一年前我们离婚了 I haven't got one. We were divorced a year ago.
- 喂 道奇 - 嗨 西德尼 - Hello, dodger. - Hello, Sidney!
查特瑞斯一年前就离婚了 Charteris was divorced a year ago.
你的档案怎么不搞好? Why don't you get your records straight?
- 我差点被扭断脖子║- 这是我的人生故事 西德尼 - I nearly had me bleedin' neck broken. - The story of my life, Sidney.
我从来没能搞好一件事 You know, I never could get nothing straight.
我不感兴趣你的人生 道奇 我的人生危在旦夕 I'm not interested in your life, dodger. I'm at death's door.
不要慌 西德尼 我是说 我会... Well, don't panic, Sidney. I mean, um...
老道奇会变身哆啦A梦 Old dodger will pull something out of the hat.
你以为我怎么活到今天的? How do you think I've survived so far?
这是个好问题 That's a bloody good question.
听着 我有特别的好活给你 西德尼 Look, I've got something special for you, Sidney.
某位绅士名字不可透露 A certain gentleman, whose Name cannot be divulged,
但是不差一两亿小钱 but who is not short of a small fortune or two,
渴望到手某件艺术品 is desirous of laying his hands on a, um... certain work of art.
- 嗯?║- 你听说过毕加索吗? - Eh? - Have you heard of Picasso?
听着 我不会跟黑手党有任何瓜葛 Now look, I'm not havin' anything to do with the mafia.
黑手党! 笨猪 The mafia! He's pig ignorant.
毕加索是史上最伟大的画家之一 Picasso is one of the greatest painters ever.
他的一幅杰作 And one of his masterpieces
就挂在离此不远的一家公馆墙上 is hanging on the wall of a mansion not very far from here.
继续说 Go on.
我想要你 亲爱的西德尼 不择手段获得它 I want you, dear Sidney, to obtain it by fair means or foul.
原处挂上这幅摹本 And hang in its place this copy,
我花大价钱准备的 which I've had prepared at great expense.
你不会是要我偷画吧? Oh, you're not asking me to pinch a painting?
我不是要你偷画 I'm not asking you to pinch a painting.
我是要你予以交换 I'm asking you to arrange a swapping.
- 他们看出来怎么办?║- 看出来? - And what happens when they find out? - "Find out"!
他们才分不出毕加索和长颈鹿屁股 They couldn't tell a Picasso from a giraffe's arse-o.
我怎么进那地方? How do I get into the place?
重施水管惯技 Pull the old water board routine again.
说你是来检查水压的 Say you've gone round to check the water pressure
你检查的时候 踩好点 and, while you're at it, suss the joint out.
然后把藏在身上的摹本 Then, having secreted this copy somewhere about your person,
瞅准时机 at the appropriate moment,
狸猫换太子 swap it.
- 换一换?║- 换一换 - Swap it? - Swap it.
这次不可能出错 And, this time, nothing can go wrong.
老道奇给你亲自担保 Old dodger gives you his personal guarantee.
毕竟 只是换一换 After all, it's only a swapping.
你干嘛傻站着 What are you doing, standing there
手里都不拿杯酒? without a drink in your hand, huh?
别呆若木鸡鸡 这里的酒足够沉没一艘战列舰 Sakes alive, there's enough liquor around here to sink a battleship.
露辛达 亲爱的! 给 Lucinda, honey! There.
可别让人说洛蕾塔·普劳德夫特丢了南方人的好客 No-one shall ever say Loretta proudfoot lacks one iota of southern hospitality.
即使她离家乡六千英里之遥 Even though she is 6,000 miles away from home.
哦 您是普劳德夫特夫人? Oh, you're mrs proudfoot?
哦! 我很抱歉 亲爱的 我还以为你是位客人 Oh! I'm sorry, honey. I thought you were a guest.
- 不是 我是管子工║- 管子工 我叫了管子工吗? - Oh, no, I'm a plumber. - A plumber. Did I call for a plumber?
委员会派我来的 您的水压有问题 Well, the council sent me. Your water pressure's all over the place.
洛蕾塔 亲爱的 你一直瞒着我 Loretta, darling. You've been holding out on me.
你一直把这尤物藏在哪里? Where have you been hiding this one?
这是休伯特 我最亲密的朋友之一 This is Hubert, one of my dearest friends.
- 休伯特 来认识...║- 西德 - Hubert, meet, um... - Sid.
哦! 好销魂的名字 Oh! What a lovely name.
- 他是管子工║- 管子工! 兴趣盎然 - He's a plumber. - A plumber! How interesting.
你随时可以把你的皮搋子塞进我的下水道 Well, you can shove your plunger round my s-bend any day.
我会用它打你的头 I'll hit you over the bleedin' head with it.
哦! 随时欢迎 Ooh! Any time.
他好霸气 亲爱的 我待会找你 俊脸 He's so butch, dear. I'll see you later, heart-face.
你一定要原谅休伯特 You must forgive Hubert.
他勇于说出自己的真实想法 He's not afraid to say exactly how he feels.
没错 我不介意 That's all right. It don't bother me.
很好 因为我信奉人人有鸡吃，鸡鸡有人吃 Good. 'Cause I believe in everybody being themselves.
我的前夫是心理医生 总是说 My late husband, who was a psychiatrist, always said
天下本无事 挫鸡自扰之 the trouble with the world was sexual frustration.
在理 Very true.
所以有时我喜欢聚一聚 So, every now and again, I like to have a little get-together
让我所有的朋友得以一扫压抑 where all my friends can lose all their inhibitions.
对 你大概是指让它晃来晃去 Oh, yeah. You mean, sort of, er... Let it all hang out?
没错 哦 罗宾 亲爱的 这是西德 Exactly. Oh, Robin, honey, this is sid.
哇塞! 萨曼莎今晚眼里放电 是不是 亲爱的? My! Samantha's got a sparkle in her eye tonight, haven't you, honey?
她冲每个人放电 我没法让她离开男人 She's sparkling at everybody. I can't keep her away from the men.
你知道我怎样的 我妒火中烧 And you know what I'm like. I get so jealous.
我犹豫今晚来不来 但她坚持要来 对不对 亲爱的? I was in two minds about coming tonight, but she insisted, didn't you, dear?
哦 她等不及要丢掉压抑 Oh, she couldn't wait to lose her inhibitions.
她一进门就衣衫尽脱 The moment she stepped into the room, she took all her clothes off.
有这样的好身材 你能怪她吗? With a body like that, how can you blame her?
她难道不是最魔鬼的身材吗? Hasn't she got the most beautiful shape?
- 美极了║- 告诉我 - Fantastic, yeah. - Tell me,
你觉得我带她来对吗? do you think I was right to bring her?
- 对 我知道为什么你这么说 - Yeah. - I know why you're saying that.
你打她的主意 是不是? You fancy her yourself, don't you?
听着 罗宾 Now, now, Robin,
西德不是插足真爱情侣的人 sid is not a man to step in between two people who love each other.
你真的必须尽量停止醋海翻波 You really must try to stop being so jealous,
我就不多耽误你的时间发财了 and I mustn't keep you from your duties for one moment longer.
快活吧 亲爱的? 好 Enjoying yourself, honey? Fine.
顺便问 我的水到底有什么问题? By the way, what actually is wrong with my water?
呃 它运行不正确 Um... well, it's not running properly.
让整个地区水压失衡 It's throwing the whole area out of balance.
失陪 Get off me!
劳驾! Excuse me.
劳驾! Excuse me!
- 你用了我的皮搋子║- 你的什么? - You've got my plunger. - Your what?
它卡在你的屁股...我得拔回来 Well, it's stuck to your ar... Well, I'll have to have it back.
多大事啊? Do you mind?
我得拔回来 Well, I've got to get it back.
好了 大家 钓鱼时间到 Okay, everyone, it's time to go fishin'.
你们都知道规则 Now, you all know the rules.
你们都必须钓得金龟婿 Each one of you has to fish for his or her partner.
一旦你钓上来 他今晚就是你的 And once you've hooked them, they're yours for the night.
一二三 金龟都下水! One, two, three, everyone into the water!
嗨 不! 不不! 听着 Hey, no! Oh, no, no! Look.
听着 我只是管子工 我只是管子工! Look, I'm only the plumber. I'm only the plumber!
我只是管子工! I'm only the plumber!
啊! 我的毕加索在水里 My Picasso's in the water!
快钓上它 会掉色的 Somebody fish it out. The colours'll run.
你 你偷的 You! You took it!
你不是管子工 你是小偷 You're not a plumber, you're a thief!
叫警察 快叫警察! The police. Somebody ring for the police!
- 我不是小偷 这画是我的║- 是你的! 是我的 - I'm not a thief. It belongs to me. - Belongs to you! It's mine.
它在全世界独一无二 There's not another like it in the whole wide world.
你的毕加索挂在墙上 Your bleedin' Picasso's hangin' on the wall.
转身看一看 Turn round, have a look.
那这是怎么回事? Well, what's that doing there, then?
- 这不值钱 这是摹本║- 摹本! - Well, it's not worth tuppence, it's a copy. - A copy!
我明白你的算盘了! I know what you were gonna do!
萨曼莎! Samantha!
他杀了她 He's killed her.
他插入了她 He's done her in.
- 啊! 你到手了║- 不 我没到手 - Ah! You got it. - No, I didn't get it.
为什么没有? Well, why not?
当时在开派对 There was a party going on,
事情接二连三 我没法交换 and one thing led to another, and I didn't do the swap.
听着 道奇 我对你的小方案再也不感兴趣了 Look, dodger, I'm not interested in any more of your little schemes.
尽管我需要钱 我不喜欢下个圣诞节在牢里过 As much as I need the money, I don't fancy spending next Christmas inside.
哦 西德尼 记住老话 Oh, well, Sidney, remember the old saying.
"如果开始你没有成功 尝试尝试再尝试" "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again."
我不会再试了 到此结束 I'm not tryin' anythin' else. That's final.
哦 真可惜 西德尼 因为我这里有个绝妙差事 Oh, that's a shame, Sidney. 'Cause I've got a smasher here.
这个你不可能失手 You couldn't go wrong with this one.
伦敦塔 Tower of London.
道奇 Dodger...
去你的 Stuff it!
- 早上好║- 早上好 - Good morning. - Morning.
- 你们收购摩托吗?║- 是的 - Do you, er... you buy bikes? - Yeah.
外面那靓车如何? Well, what about this mighty machine out here, then, eh?
我看一看 I'll have a look at it.
跑的里程好多啊? Done a lot of mileage, hasn't it?
这正显示我多么诚实 改里程表还不容易 Just goes to show how honest I am. I could have easily fixed the clock.
轮胎磨损好厉害 Tyres are well worn.
得了 两个轮胎算什么? Oh, come on. What's a couple of tyres?
你想怎样 以旧换新? What do you want, part exchange?
不 我其实想出售 Well, no. I've got to sell it actually.
我舍不得 但我别无选择 I don't want to, but I've got no choice.
急需钱是吗? Need money in a hurry, do ya?
不不 我是认识个怪人出售跑车 No, no. I know this geezer who's selling a sports car.
真的划算交易 Real bargain.
但非要我今天就给他钱不可 But unless I give him the money today, no go.
登记本在哪里? Where's the registration book?
- 是分期付款买的吗?║- 是的 为什么问? - Any hire purchase on it? - Yeah, why?
- 你已经付了几期了?║- 两期 - How many payments you made? - Two.
你不能出售 不是你的不能出售 You can't sell it. It's not yours to sell.
是我的财产 我买的 不是吗? Well, it's my property. I bought it, didn't I?
不是你的财产 直到你交了最后一期付款 It's not your property until you've made the last payment.
- 你是说我哪里也卖不出去?║- 不是你的不能出售 - You mean I can't sell it anywhere? - It's not yours to sell.
你要是想把这摩托卖给别人你就会进去 You try selling that bike to anybody else, and you'll get put inside.
- 哦 你不会要离开吧║- 是的 我是来告别的 - Oh, you're not going away. - Yeah. I've come to say goodbye.
我找到钻油平台上的工作 I've got meself a job on one of them oil rigs.
我会挣到几千英镑 I'll be earning thousands.
我猜这是好消息 你何时离开? I suppose that's good news. When do you leave?
今天 Today.
- 但愿我能跟你去║- 我几个月后就会回来 - Wish I could come with ya. - Well, I'll be back in a few months.
我的钱包会鼓起来 我们将有快乐时光 Me pockets'll be bulging. We'll have a great time.
到处走 到处看 Go everywhere, see everything.
20根登喜路 Twenty dunhills, please.
我只是去银行 Just going down the bank.
取钱 To get the money.
很好 我们就陪你去 That's all right. We'll walk down there with ya.
给你保驾护航 Keep ya company.
对不对 斯特萝卜? Won't we, stropper?
你们还是信不过我 是不是? You still don't trust me, do you, eh?
我不会移民 只是一千英镑 I'm not going to emigrate. It's only a thousand quid.
很好 我们还是要陪你去 Well, that's all right. We'll still walk down there with ya.
老大的命令 Guv'nor's orders.
呃 你们不必不辞辛劳 Yeah, well, you don't have to put yourselves out.
你听起来好像你不想要我们跟着你 西德 You sound like you don't want us with ya, sid.
你不会是在耍花招吧? You're not tryin' anything on, are ya?
别扯他的衣服 Don't tear his clothes.
我们剥下来还值几个英镑 They'll be worth a few quid when we get 'em off him.
转念一想不管了 On second thoughts.
行了 布莱基 银行要关门了 Come on, blackie. The bank'll be closed.
这又怎样? 你银行里没有钱 So what? You ain't got nothing in it.
我不笨 I ain't thick.
袋子里是什么? What's in the bag?
呃 里面是... Well, it's, er...
是我要洗的衣服 我去银行顺便去洗衣店 It's me laundry. I pass the laundry on the way to the bank.
打开 Open it up.
你说的太对了 You're dead right.
你不会移民 You ain't emigrating.
外国不要残废 They don't take cripples in these foreign countries.
斯特萝卜 养兵千日用兵一时 Stropper, your moment has come.
我又从没害过你 I never did you any harm.
我又没说你害过 这是我的工作 不是吗? I didn't say you did. It's me job, innit?
你从没给我机会 You never gave me a chance.
你没给我足够时间 You didn't give me enough time.
你这是在往我心上戳刀子 You're breakin' me bleedin' heart.
斯特萝卜! Stropper!
先生 这是私人事务 Mister, this is private business.
抱歉 但我必须跟南先生谈事 My apologies, but I have to speak to mr south.
我们也是的 我们先见到他的 So do we, and we saw him first.
我是社畜保险公司的 I'm from the bovine insurance company.
他不需要保险了 走开! He won't be needin' any. Push off!
我不是卖保险的 I'm not selling insurance.
我是不是见过你? Here, don't I know you?
你为马桶盖作证时 I was at the police station
我在警察局 when you made a statement about that, er... lavatory seat.
- 哦 没错 我记起来了║- 马桶盖? - Oh, that's right, yeah. I remember. - Lavatory seat?
我很高兴通知你 南先生 你获得奖励 I'm pleased to inform you, mr south, that you are due for the reward.
一千英镑 A thousand pounds.
因为提供信息使得被窃财产物归原主 For giving information leading to the recovery of stolen property.
你只要在这收据上签字 Now, if you'll just sign this receipt.
转过背去 斯特萝卜 Turn your back, stropper.
我抱歉打扰 先生们 My apologies for the interruption, gentlemen.
日安 Good day.
- 一千英镑║- 你开户的银行在哪里? - A thousand quid. - Where's your bank?
洛克菲勒先生 Mr rockefeller.
你好 你发横财的事我全听说了 Hello, boy. I heard all about your windfall.
是的 大耳窿也是的 发大财 Yeah, so did the bookies. Took the lot.
快 老厕 我回来卖身了 Come on, crappie. I'm back in the market.
- 有活吗?║- 没活 滚 - Got anything? - Nothing. Get out.
- 我急需钱 我什么都愿意做║- 什么都愿意做? - I'm desperate. I'll do anything. - Anything?
噢 天啊 Oh, god!
- 什么都愿意做?║- 是的 - Anything? - Yeah.
我有东西给你看 I've got something to show you.
是什么? What is it?
是新式机械管道和阴沟疏通器 It's a new mechanical pipe and drain cleaner.
- 我在开始新业务║- 阴沟? - I'm starting a new service. - Drains?
- 对║- 你别找我 - Yeah. - Not with me, you're not.
别走 Here, hang about.
我还考虑单独委予你这重任呢 I was thinking of putting you in sole charge of this.
- 只因为你找不到别人║- 对 Only 'cause you can't get anyone else.
不! Yeah... no!
听着 总得有人做 对不对? Oh, look here. Look, somebody's gotta do it, ain't they?
报酬优厚 大量加班费 It'll be a good rate of pay. Plenty of overtime.
- 好吧║- 好伙计 - All right. - Good boy.
你来学会如何操作这机器 你会挣很多钱的 You get to learn how to handle that machine, boy, you'll earn a lot of money.
它干活快速十倍 It does the work ten times faster.
来试着疏通我们的阴沟 Here, try it out on our drains here.
练习一下 Get a bit of practice.
- 你好 陌生人║- 你好 苏茜? - Hello, stranger. - Wotcha, suze.
呃 最近生活一直有点理不清乱麻 Yeah, well, life has been a bit complicated lately.
我懂 你的麻烦事我全听说了 Yeah, I know. I heard all about your troubles.
我们仍然是朋友 是吧? Eh, we are still friends, aren't we?
当然我们仍然是朋友 你打开那开关好吗? Yeah, of course we're still friends. Here, flick that switch, will ya?
-“我要飞了”-“又回来了” -"I'm flying " - "comin' back home again "
-“我在飞”-“我不会再孤单了” -"I'm flying " -"I won't be alone again "
-“高高在上”-“我在庆祝” -"high above " -"I am celebrating "
-“我的爱”-“再次和我的孩子在一起” -"my love " -"to be with my baby again "
-“我要飞了”-“又回来了” -"I'm flying " -"comin' back home again "
-“我在飞”-“我不会再孤单了” -"I'm flying " -"I won't be alone again "
-“高高在上”-“我在庆祝” -"high above " -"I am celebrating "
“我的爱” "my love "
在5:45 "climbin' on the 5:45
“内心感觉良好” "feelin' good inside
“感受喷气式飞机的活力” "feel the jets comin' alive"
“活过来，好吧” "come alive, all right"
“我知道我说过我再也不会回来了” "I know I said I'd never come back again"
“但是城市的灯坏了，他们把我弄进去了” "but the city lights broke and they done me in"
-“我要飞了”-“又回来了” -"I'm flying " -"comin' back home again "
-“我在飞”-“我不会再孤单了” -"I'm flying " -"I won't be alone again "
-“高高在上”-“我在庆祝” -"high above " -"I am celebrating "
-“我的爱”-“再次和我的孩子在一起” -"my love " -"to be with my baby again "
-“我要飞了”-“又回来了” -"I'm flying " -"comin' back home again "
-“我在飞”-“我不会再孤单了” -"I'm flying " -"I won't be alone again "
-“高高在上”-“我在庆祝” -"high above " -"I am celebrating "
“我的爱” "my love "